I'm Chantelle and I'm bad at talking about myself but I like books and going places that are not here.

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

escapekit:

The Last Billboard

A 36-foot-long billboard located at the corner of Highland and Baum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Every month, a different individual is invited to take over the billboard to broadcast personalized messages, which are spelt out using wooden letters that are changed by hand. 

you can follow its Tumblr here.

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “as you wish,” what he meant was “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

(Source: laurenjaurequis)

jemilr:

wimticsasp:

always reblog

I have been looking for this for so long

jemilr:

wimticsasp:

always reblog

I have been looking for this for so long

(Source: theyuniversity)

thesummersetsandparadisefears:

so glad they included this exact line in the movie, best line in the book.

(Source: maliahaile)

Each of the Hogwarts houses is presented with a locked door.

clitclip:

RAVENCLAWS: *pick the lock*

SLYTHERINS: *find the key*

GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down

HUFFLEPUFFS: *knock*

This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword)

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.